2009 = sarah is a lover and not a fighter.

two hundred.

2009-07-18T21:01:00.001-05:00

on the way home from a day with grace and caden.

someone come clean my closet kthx.

one 99.

2009-07-17T21:56:00.000-05:00

metallic glitter scented camp rock pens?
i haz them.

pretty sunset.

198.

2009-07-16T22:51:00.000-05:00

breanna and i NEEDED all of this candy.
kthx.

city buses have twitter?
SWEET.

worse night ever.
girl fight.
so joel and i went to dinner at utica.

AND DRINKS!
nomnomnomnomnom.

one ninety seven.

2009-07-15T17:46:00.004-05:00

i dress up most days.
muah.

white mocha frapp with an extra shot?
gimme.

the 6 flags man is CARAZY.
and yeah, those are camp rock post-its.

one 9six.

2009-07-14T21:38:00.000-05:00

breanna said clashing patterns are so in this season. bahahahaha. heart her and her funny outfits.

new Robsten wall in my cube.
>_>

went to the movies to see bruno.
and this commercial gave us all the heebeejeebees.

195.

2009-07-13T23:36:00.000-05:00

in bed with dorky rpattz = perfect ending to a crappy day.

one ninety four.

2009-07-12T21:10:00.000-05:00

morning hair.

HEATH!

my book was sitting by the pool and the dog ate it.
>_<
fail.

heath. farmtown. pina colada.
WIN.

squirrel of DOOM!
i was happy that the little guy made it through the obstacles and got to the bird feeder. :D

193.

2009-07-11T22:06:00.000-05:00

do you see the heart?! do you?!
:D

love.

harry potter FTW!
my faja said edward would be pissed for me cheating on him.
teeheehee.

dinners.

1 ninety 2.

2009-07-10T23:57:00.001-05:00

goodnight, lover.

191.

2009-07-09T19:01:00.001-05:00

girl, you know how i do.

cute hat.
and zit.
BLEH.

one ninety.

2009-07-08T17:56:00.000-05:00

workie workie!

someone stole edward's car and painted it blue.
BITCH!

:D

189.

2009-07-07T19:52:00.001-05:00

need coffee. kthx.

this girl really pissed me off.
mmmhmmm.

breanna and i enjoying a light dinner.

one eighty eight.

2009-07-06T20:49:00.002-05:00

just another manic monday.

bahahahaha.

megz = BEST. EVER.
<33333

one eighty seven.

2009-07-05T18:41:00.001-05:00

tegan watching me farm.

boat ride!
oologah lake.
caught no fish.
lame.

i think they put this on wrong. hmm.

186.

2009-07-04T23:33:00.000-05:00

at gma's watching signs.

my phone is festive!
:D
nomnomnom.

i heart that she always goes all out.

love homemade ice cream.

sunset.

dad and uncle joel did fireworks for us.
<3

one 85.

2009-07-03T21:27:00.000-05:00

paid day off of work!
squeeeeeeeeee!

i fell down the stairs the morning i came back from alaska.
every step.
look at the bruisssseee!
:(
hurts.

headband!!
loves it.

one eighty fore.

2009-07-02T21:24:00.000-05:00

the ketchup lives!

joel left my sandwich on top of the car and breanna was nice enough to go and get it for me.

shopping with nannerdoodle.
she said "uh why is there a hole?"
srsly.
rotfl.

183.

2009-07-01T20:18:00.003-05:00

yeah i'm 12.

obviously- i bought this on my lunch break. O_O
me get over twilight?
NEVER!!!!!!

we stopped at a gas station for beverages on the way home.
and LOOK!
LOOK!
yikes.
bahahahahaha.

one eighty too.

2009-06-30T18:14:00.001-05:00

4 hours of sleep and back to work!!

but DUH, of course i looked super cute.

and had about 6 cups of coffee before noon. with my giant coffee cup.

and look, the flowers outside of our house bloomed while i was away!

181.

2009-06-29T23:48:00.003-05:00

playing at the airport during our 4 hour layover.

i held the airport coffee stand's pride and joy. and then i drank it. muwahahahaha.

before the last flight.
so ready to be DONE.
flying from alaska to tulsa = tiring!

one eighty.

2009-06-28T21:56:00.000-05:00

last day in alaska, so i decided to go through my photo albums.

this is me being born. GROSS. and awesome.

and look! look! i've had a double chin all my life! bahahahahaha.

frisbee goodness.

bubbles.

playing with the kiddos.

179.

2009-06-27T22:38:00.004-05:00

hilllllls.

so pretty.

freezing, but pretty.

where i went to high school.

momma!

one seventy eight.

2009-06-26T22:58:00.004-05:00

grace and caden collecting rocks to take back to oklahoma.

out on the boat.

keeping PE safe!

wait. i'm volunteering to walk up these stairs?

PE showing me the way back down.

177.

2009-06-25T22:48:00.000-05:00

there are stuffed animals EVERYWHERE.

i heart the sun being so bright after 9pm.

family.

one 70+6.

2009-06-24T19:01:00.000-05:00

we went to see santa in north pole!

polar bear.

wolf pack.

need. baby.

MOOSE SIGHTING!!!!!
(it was running away from us, sadly)

one seventy five.

2009-06-23T21:46:00.002-05:00

PE excited about going to Alaskaland
(which they renamed Pioneer Park)

PE IS HOONGRAY!!!!

i heart my momma.

PE hanging out with some of the wolf pack.

twilight candles!!!

NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

choo-choo lollipop!!!!

train ride around the park.

174.

2009-06-22T20:12:00.003-05:00

chrystyan is adorable.

grace showing chrystyan all of the pictures she colored for him.

i used a stick to write my old nickname on the side of the driveway when i was 15. it's still there. <3

mens eating dinner on the porch.

PE eating dinner.

PE chillaxin'.

173.

2009-06-21T20:39:00.001-05:00

summer solstice
midnight sun festival.

me and my momma.

HOT!!

i really heart my sister.

siblings.

on the way home.

one 72.

2009-06-20T21:31:00.002-05:00

good morning.

home.

angela and levi.
so so sweet.
<3

sisters.

walk.

171.

2009-06-19T23:25:00.002-05:00

ihop breakfast before trip.
their iced coffee is nomnomnom.

third plane.
(flight to alaska = long)
grace's outfit choice for her paperdoll.

caden obviously trying to GET OUT.

fairbanks!!!!!

max and i spooned.
i got him as a pup for christmas 1998.
and he's pretty awesome.
and a good cuddle-bug.

one-seventy.

2009-06-18T21:59:00.002-05:00

some man is going to fall in love with this.
mmhmmmm.

Edward is going to miss me so much :(

heart you all!

lounging by the pool.
look how red my hair is in the sun!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

i saw these and thought of you J.
bahaahahahaha.
<3

169.

2009-06-17T23:53:00.000-05:00

lee came to visit us at work!

these two people.
are why i know love is real.

hair cut and color.

168.

2009-06-16T21:50:00.000-05:00

side pony.

i love her curls.

first pedi!
bahahahahaha.

my sweeeeet nails.

one sixty seven.

2009-06-15T23:38:00.000-05:00

burnt.
but for some strange reason, as you may know,
i love mondays.
i look like i have a snaggle tooth here though.
how JEWEL of me.

me and edward. chillin'.

whoever did this to my magazine will PAY.
our mailman and me are going to have a fist fight.

lee brought over a box of wine
(yeah i said BOX)
and we watched true blood.
yes,
i waited until monday to watch with joel-
because i am a nice person.

one 60 6.

2009-06-14T21:34:00.000-05:00

this was my bedroom when i was little.
now it's my poppa's fishing room.
doesn't it look like a STORE?
good lord.

cats happy to see me after the weekend.
but not wanting to play.

rilo in another weird pose.
he creeps me out sometimes.

165.

2009-06-13T22:29:00.000-05:00

swimming at our parentals.
well caden wasn't swimming, he refused.
he just wanted in the "boat".

i gotz burnted.
:(

my parentals evil cat, meowmeow.
here she is looking... evil.

my text messages make me happy.
<3

one 6 four.

2009-06-12T20:27:00.000-05:00

i'm like a proud momma taking pictures of her children.
this is suri cruise stretching and saying hello to the morning.
i love her little belly.
that is all.

22,222 tweets?
eeeep!

this bird gave me the heebeejeebees.
i thought J would be intrigued.

one and 63.

2009-06-11T22:31:00.005-05:00

my cubicle is a complete and utter disaster.
maybe why i'm so confuzzled all the time.
and yeah, that's ramen on my desk.
bahahaha.

it cracks me up every time he says this.
i had to share.
it took forever to get it out of him,
lee was refusing.
sorry the video is sideways.
it's what he says that's funny.

<3 happy thursday loves.

and early birthday, nicnac!!!!

heart you.

(and i haven't forgotten about you j- heart you too bff!)
<3

162.

2009-06-10T22:29:00.002-05:00

just one picture today.
of rilo, king of the castle.

161.

2009-06-09T22:04:00.000-05:00

had dinner with my parents.
my fortune cookie knows all.
"do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."
dang.
that's deep.

went over to their house for awhile.
decided to read CoA.

but then decided to nap instead.
their couch is the BEST PLACE for naps.
honestly.
i sleep so good and do not dream or wake up unless woken up.
(everywhere else i wake up every 2 hours)
so i napped for 3 hours.
then came home.

onesixty.

2009-06-08T19:48:00.001-05:00

i was half asleep sitting on the stairs in the basement waiting for my clothes to be dry and the cats were freaking out.

i wish you could really see the street sign.
it was either turn left onto bass pro drive,
or right onto tiger drive.
baahahahaha.
oklahoma is funny.

gots to stay hydrated.
i'm sure J's collection of Mike's beats mine thoug.
lame.

159.

2009-06-07T22:05:00.000-05:00

rooftop lunch with joel, lee, and my good friend sangria.
nomnomnom.
it would've been awesome if it wasn't 92 degrees outside.
but it was.
and it thought i was going to pass out.

read through the first part of my senior year (2001-2002) journal.
i was/am ridic.
that is all.

was trying to take a new twitter picture.

suri cruise loves her momma.

the picture i decided on.
look familar?
bahahahaha.
<3 you J.

one 5 eight.

2009-06-06T22:17:00.000-05:00

J! do you see what i see?!?!
woke up and saw this and thought of you.
bahahahaha.

okay, so i guess it's okay that PE loves AmPanda.
COS I LOVE HER TOO!!!!!!!
look at my pressies!!!!!
can't wait to start group watchings of VM.

spent all day watching True Blood.
like 12 hours.
rilo was done with it.
he doesn't understand my obsession with vampires.
poor guy...

157.

2009-06-05T23:13:00.002-05:00

i should have KNOWN.
first cardboard Edward with J,
and now THIS.

sigh.

here is me none too happy.
they need a pocket emmett.
and cardboard emmett.
and and and...

staying the night with joanna cos dad is fishing.
tegan was angry i wasn't in bed yet.

one fiftysix.

2009-06-04T22:32:00.000-05:00

as we were leaving for work, suri cruise almost made a run for it.
then she realized food and cuddles would be harder to get out there.
and decided to stay.

yeah that's right. i rocked my joe jonas button.

after work joel and i went out for dinner and drinks (best patron margarita shaker and chicken ceasar salad evveeeeerrrrr btw) and then to see Drag Me to Hell.

if you know me.
you know i hate scary movies.
i screamed and jumped and bruised my own arms from clinging to myself,
and covered my eyes a few times.
but parts of it were so funny that i laughed so hard i cried.

what does every scary movie need?

a possessed goat that says "baaaaaitch".

one fittyfive.

2009-06-03T23:18:00.000-05:00

J SENT ME A BOX!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
what oh what could it be?!!?

EAT ME?
O_O
i hope edward is in there somewhere.

the next best thing to edward!
WHOOPIE PIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you, J.
J = made of awesome.
#youarebestever
#twitterbff

this is me sleepy because i stayed up and watched all 4 hours of the maneater mini series that i had dvr-ed on lifetime.

one fifty four.

2009-06-02T22:07:00.001-05:00

we were so excited that dog, leland, beth, and the rest of the gang from Dog the Bounty Hunter!
bahahahahahaa.

grandmother's glasses scare me.

there were only 10 of us.
O_O
nomnomnomnomnom.

my cousin joseph, since i forgot to take a pic of him on monday.

leaving grandmother's house in talala. i love sunsets out in the country.

153.

2009-06-01T23:54:00.000-05:00

still sickee.
i thought i would possibly feel better if i wore a dress and earrings.
did not work.
my cold wasn't fooled.

joseph and his friend came into town and a bunch of us went to dinner. i of course am a major lame loser and didn't take a picture of him. or anyone else.
i was drunk and wanted a picture with lee.
joel was not wanting to be in said picture.
so here is angry joel, lee, and a fail whale.

people came over to our house.
x-cal was lame and couldn't come visit.
this is ashley.

joel fixing the smoke detector.
i was scared.

and i'm not drinking again for awhile.
or a few days.
whatev.

that is all.

one and fifity-two.

2009-05-31T23:30:00.000-05:00

this is what i woke up to on top of me.
not edward or emmett, but hey whatevs.

so yeah... i uh... watched the new moon trailer about 30 times.
and look! there's emmett.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM @grizzlycullen!

rilo was obviously not as excited by twilight sweeping the mtv movie awards and the new moon sneak peek.
he slept through it all.

suri on the other hand was scared for her life at all of my squealing etc,
and jumped on the entry table trying to figure out how to open the front door and GTFO.

151.

2009-05-30T19:07:00.000-05:00

my dad was in a tournament until 2am so i stayed friday night at their house so joanna wouldn't be alone.
when i came in from tanning by the pool,
my dad was awake.
i was trying to talk to him and he was too busy on facebook.
he did smile in my direction though.

when i got home my cats were obviously angry that i left them.
suri's face is priceless.
rilo is too busy trying to find the strength to get out of the chair.

still. do not. feel good.

one fitty.

2009-05-29T22:57:00.000-05:00

friday.
do not feel good.

you get one picture.
of this beast.

149.

2009-05-28T18:55:00.001-05:00

just another day working, listening to music, with my edward pictures beside me.
obsessed?
never.

oh hai.
we are dating.

joel didn't like that i was taking his picture.
and the fact that it wasn't 5pm yet.

edward professed his love for J.
i guess our kiss earlier in the day meant NOTHING!

starting to get a cough.
even though it was a billion degrees outside had to get hot coffee for my poor baby throat.

one hundred and 48.

2009-05-27T19:26:00.003-05:00

we were having a very serious conversation.
obviously.
and that girl between them, sitting at the next booth?
loud obnoxious bitch.
yeah i said it.
ugh.

2 things.
the windshield needs to be cleaned.
and i need to win the lottery.
so i can follow robert pattinson to places like italy.
srsly.
those shirtless pics today almost caused me to die today.
#thisclosetobeingdeaded

breanna and cody are cute as hell.
always.
and girls going to memphis,
please notice his shirt.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

cody said "when i first met bre i asked her if she was from memphis, cos she's the only ten i see."

bahahahahahaaaaaa.

oh god.

i can't wait for november.

(totes sad j can't come though)

:(:(:(

<3 love you all.

147.

2009-05-26T22:24:00.000-05:00

busy day at work.
hmph.

reading in bed.
i am loving that suri is a lover now.

that is all.

one 40+6

2009-05-25T20:19:00.003-05:00

before i left angela's house today, i did artwork with the kids.
lookie what i made!
lookie!
heart you girls!!!! <33333333333

memorial day party at my parents.
this is my great aunt glenda.
dancing to "play that funky music white boy".
(no lie- you should've seen her at the last pool party.. oh my)

me and my margarita.
nomnomnom.

breanna and cody.
was trying to talk cody into coming over to watch twilight with us.
i'm thinking we may next week.
yayayayayay!

had to go inside and bum around on the couch.
too much food.
and 4 margaritas too many.

my birthday was over a month ago but this is the first time we've all gotten together.
and they dug into my birthday cake while i was inside.
bahahahahahahaha.

grandmother wanted our cousin katie to see the dvd of our cousin's play
(the one we went to in april)
this was the third of fourth viewing for me and breanna.

tegan was partied out,
curled up in the high chair.
i miss that cat.
isn't she just lovely?!!?!?

we took the long way home, by the river.
pretty day.
<3

home now.
laundry is going.
cats are fed and have been loved on.
itunes is playing all the right songs.

another good weekend :D

and only 4 days of work this week!!!!!

145.

2009-05-24T17:25:00.002-05:00

grace really likes to take pictures of her feet.
her shoes = made of awesome.

caden playing in the sandbox.

the kids chasing a turtle.

the poor turtle was scared for his little life.

levi (sister's hubs) let him go outside the fence
and said
"he sarah... that little doll you like so much?
i let him go with the turtle.
it was time for the break."

::sniffles::

earlier grace handed him to me and said
"aunt sarah, here's your boyfriend."

now i must go look for PE....
O_O

one forty four.

2009-05-23T22:19:00.000-05:00

grace wanted to show you all her princess vanity.
she = best ever.

played outside and had to give a shoutout to J.
thinking about you, twitterbff!!!!

let grace paint my fingernails
and i gave her a mani/pedi.

then wached bride wars (again)
with my sister.

pretty much another awesome saturday.

one hundred and forty three.

2009-05-22T21:15:00.001-05:00

busy day at workie.
but as you may or may not see,
i'm wearing my
i <3 boys that sparkle
shirt.
so all was well.

babysat grace and caden.
grace thought i let her stay up super super late since i let her watch all of ice age.
she actually went to bed about 20 minutes late.
sasa = sneaky.
but ended up looking like greatest aunt ever.

one-42.

2009-05-21T22:07:00.001-05:00

maybe i DO need a twilight intervention...
eeep!

card from sassy came today!
:D
i heart that it looks like edward and i are shopping.
(yeah that's me bahahaahaha)

rilo sits like a person.
creeptastic?
yeah i think so too.
now he's staring at himself in the reflection in the window.
cats = awesome.

141.

2009-05-20T20:53:00.000-05:00

joel surprised us with starbucks!!!!

a box. A BOX. from AMANDA! what is it you ask?

WHAT EVERY GIRL NEEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
squee.
i heart ampanda so much!!!!
please notice my hand.
yeah. that's on purpose.

and nicole called me to tell me congratulations.
bahahaha.

i heart my friends.
a lot.

joel and edward.
bahahahaha.

breanna and edward.
she posted on fb that he's our new office employee.

i still haven't brought him home, he keeps me company at work.
(and freaks me out every 10 minutes because it feels like someone is watching me)

but THANK YOU, so much ampanda.
:):):)

and what could possibly make my day better you ask?!?!!?
i came home and had pressies from val!!!!
she made this, can you believe it?
#isawesome
#isgladtohavefriendsthatthinksotoo

here's a closeup of the magnets.
teeheehee.

and the magnets on my fridge.
nice touch, eh?

now if only there was food in there.
(J- must. go. shopping. you need to teach me to cook more.)

pretty much best wednesday ever.

:D

my heart is so full it could burst.

oneforty.

2009-05-19T22:00:00.004-05:00

uhm, i don't think i will be forgetting to lock my computer any time soon.
#teamjasper

breanna's boyfriend came to pick her up from work
(awwwww)
and he is funny.

NM poster.
#deaded

rilo is begging me to stop singing at the top of my lungs.

one thirty-nine.

2009-05-18T21:14:00.000-05:00

this is me sleepy but glad it's monday.
i heart mondays.
because i am lame.

this is my
"you've got to be kidding me" face.

OH HAI ROB. i see you peaking back there.
teeeheeeheee.
#deaded

was on twitter and i got a text from megz!!!!!
i had to take a screenshot because it made my heart almost burst.
<3333333333333333333

joel had just woken up from a nap and is yawning.
lee and i were watching teevee.
i heart lee.

138!!!!!!

2009-05-17T20:56:00.005-05:00

on the way to church.

reading by the pool.
LOOK!
freckles!!!!!
i <3 when they come out in the summertimes!

maya is hilarious.
and wanted attention.

UHM...
i just saw this today.
another fan-made poster.
O_O

deaded.

137.

2009-05-16T21:35:00.000-05:00

downtown going into the BOK center.

me and my stepmom.

joyce meyer convention.

we went to angela's house after...

LOOK PRESSSSSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!

the candleholder i wanted!!!!
it's a shoe from breakfast at tiffany's.
heart.

DEADED.
they ran out of emmett...
(sorry @grizzlycullen)
but EDWARD PHONE COVER!!!!

grace took my phone and took over 50 pictures of her feet.
srsly.

i heart the back of my phone.

and the front!!!

joanna and i got pedicures and went to texas roadhouse for dinner.
best margarita EVER.

i heart saturdays with my family
:):):)

onethirtysix.

2009-05-15T20:30:00.002-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J!!!!!
you will forever be 21. <33333333333
and you are the best bff ever.
for true.
twitter or not.

sleepy.
as usual.
and in need of a boob lift.
kthx.

dinner with my parents.
they're texting.
bahahaha.
so funny.

NOMNOMNOMNOM.
hello, lovers.
welcome to my belly.

i obviously didn't take this, but here is J out celebrating with her brother,
looking gorgeous and every bit 21,
while i was at home celebrating her b-day with mike :D
<3

1thirty5

2009-05-14T22:09:00.000-05:00

i'm not obsessed.
>_>
really.
this is proof that i do work.
mmmkay?
mmmkay.
teeheeheeee.

my pressies from @SaraBeth81 arrived!!! squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
this mousepad is sexy sexy O_O

AND ALL THE PRESSIES!!!!
she is too too great.
an iron-on transfer, vamp teeth, buttons, mousepad, magnet, and silky iphone case.
i seriously was jumping up and down
and screaming with excitement.
<333333333333
i love my friends.

PE taking a nap in his new sleeping bag.
#isadork

but this is where PE prefers to nap.
just saying.

VAMP TEETH.
#bettertobitejacksonshipwith

my dad teaches at an alternative high school and one of his student's wrote this
and it made me laugh so hard.
and glad he's my dad.
<3

134

2009-05-13T18:31:00.003-05:00

work. was so so so so tired.

so i took a nap with rilo when i got home, before american idol.
he tried to smother my face though so i didn't sleep much.

when adam lambert was singing, the kittehs were really seriously looking for escape.

100 + 33

2009-05-12T21:26:00.004-05:00

mmmkay so was i the only one who first thought of jackson rathbone
1) with his shirt up showing us his tattoo
2) jasper twirling the bat in the movie

anyone else???

it's too bad i am #obsessed and know who goes with what answers,
so i can get who i want.

J's tweetcloud! SQUEEEE!!!!!!!!
this makes my heart full.

and mine.
duh, of course it looks the same
(but the opposite)
#TWITTERBFF FTW!
<3 you, J!

my new phone background.
#sexonfire

two of my fave boys!

i stretched my ear again.
4 now.
O_O
hurt.
and these plugs are ugly as sin.
but.
it will be worth it!

twilight trivia in 20 minutes.
wooot!

one thirty-two.

2009-05-11T21:51:00.003-05:00

my pressie from joel FINALLY came in the mail!!
he ordered before my bday...
i gave him a few choices,
and he picked the perfect wallet!
::drools::
uhm...
robert pattinson...
fake vamp teeth...
ciggie...
deaded.
want. to touch.
now.
kthx.

joel keeps getting suggestive emails to his work email. bahahaha.
oh lord.

heating up spaghetti sauce and enjoying a nice refreshing drink.
nomnomnom.
i was going to take a nap,
but watched hairspray instead.
i want to zex zefron.
(he's of age- give me some slack)

joel and lee watching skits from JT's SNL this weekend.
teeheehee.
love them boys.
and JT.

NOTE: i do realize that i'm sounding more and more boy crazy every single day.
back off.
it's hormones.
or something.

and i heart ending a post with a pic of my kittehs <3
they fought last night,
after suri cruise came to get pets and cuddles from me.
rilo was so pissed and he attacked her.
silly cats...

one hundred and thirty one.

2009-05-10T23:26:00.005-05:00

Happy Mothers Day, moms!

a few of you have taken me under your wing and i heart you all. <3

we went to my grandmother's church in talala (true real life town)
and i was going to take PE but thought better of it.
O_O
he would've been scared.

my dad played the piano for my grandmother.
so schweet.

(uh my dad and g-ma look exactly alike in the face i never noticed)
my g-ma plays the piano every service for this teeny tiny church.
now if i could just remember to play more than the star-spangled banner...

she always changes out the pictures on her fridge,
and this beauty of me and joel was there.
BAHAHAAHA.
OME.
i heart his mullet.
and how he's sitting there with fork perched, waiting for his plate of food.
loves it.
i don't even know where we are here.
but obviously,
we've been together forever the two of us.

i miss my momma.
that is all.

it was nice to be home and see my suri cruise being lovey again.

and in honor of it being mothers day, here is a collage i have of pics from when i was little.
my momma is featured in a lot of them, she's the pretty one with the blonde hair.
and i'm the ridiculously awesome baby/small child.

<33333333333

thank you everyone for making me feel better about today.
i heart you all.

130.

2009-05-09T21:13:00.000-05:00

uhm hi cats.
yes hello.
i'm your momma.
and those are my towels i had left unattended on my chair for just a minute.
less than a minute.
want to get up now and let me shower?
no?
uhm... k.
i will get new towels.
(and i totes did).

i love riding in the truck with my dad!
i have the best mix cds in there that i always forget about.
please note the straightener burn still present on my forehead.
and that i have no mascara on because i left it at work.
so lame.

went boat shopping with my dad.
bahahahaha.
oh god.
look how happy he is.
the men in my family are insane about fishing.

my dad turned left when he should've gone straight and i was like "uhhh"
and he said we were going for a photo-op.
and we pulled into this drycleaners and he was like
"LOOK AT US! TAKE OUR PICTURE!"
because my dad is awesome.

-----> and J, this is where i can totes see a scary ghost face in the back window.
i have another pic from here and that ghost face isn't there. O_O
eeep.

i haven't been to my parents in forever.
and the pool is ready!!!!!
eeeep!!!!!
too bad it's not warm enough to swim yet :(
but ALMOST!!!!!

maya dog missed me!!!!!!
she's freaking amazing.
i heart her.
like woah.

my dad gave her a biscuit.
nomnomnom.

my parents kittehs.
the one on the right is tegan, my old kitteh.
can you believe she was from the same litter as my two cats?
she's the color of her momma cat and is TEENY TINY.
miss her.

anyway. good saturday :)

one 29.

2009-05-08T21:54:00.000-05:00

PE THAT IS MY MOCHA FRAPP! BACK OFF.
he's lucky i heart him.
greedy bastard.
or should i say...
beautiful bastard.
OME.
someone tell me if they got that.
please and thank you.
#smut

PE was sad Sassy would rather have a PEmm.
she's getting one for her birthday,
so we will all have a PE to meet
in memphis in november.
MEMPHIS!!!!!! SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

twitter how dare you go down >_<
ugh.

drinkie drinkie...
drinkie made me decide to cook.
(cannot cook)
so i emailed J in a frantic mess and she called me.

except during our 10 minute phone conversation, she neglected to tell me to put the chicken on a baking sheet.
bygones.
i fixed it.

nomnomnomnom. ate a little, shared with my kittehs a little, and still have plenty of leftovers! :D

and we all know sometimes i post late and change the date
(is not sneaky at all)
but last night i promised that i would post this on today's blog,
but forgot to take a picture last night.
so here you go.

;)

love all you girls in the email ring!

<3

one twenty-eight.

2009-05-07T20:50:00.000-05:00

i THOUGHT he had been here... strange.

the fog on the expressway on the way to work scared me to death. O_O eep.

joel and george.
george is best employee EVER.

i bought my sister texting for her b-day. AND LOOK! she texted me! SWWEEEEETTTTTTT :D

uh.... rilo was pissed at me for watching friends again.

127.

2009-05-06T22:46:00.005-05:00

i was going to go lay in bed and be lazy and watch how to be and tweet from phone and wait to post until the morning, but AmPanda called me on it. and i heart her. so hear you go. ;)

my phone background for the day is seth.
#hot
#wanttotouch

it was kind of a crappy day at work. busy with this one really hard claim that gave me a headache. but then i saw this hanging in my cubicle and i laughed really hard. it was our plan to get on America's Best Dance Crew.
hey. it could still work.

george was super pissed i wouldn't share the chocolate lovers whoopie pie with him.
i did however share with breanna.
nomnomnomnom
thanks, j!

this also made my day better.
i may or may not have blogged this picture before but it's in my cubicle too.
joel and i in simpler times at gma's house.
ahhhh those were the days.

uhm. hi. i hate having notifications up on my phone. someone come clear them?
#ocd
#butalsolazy

we left the door open for a bit and the cats tried to escape.
again.

now i must go watch how to be curled up with the kittehs that keep trying to run away.
bahahaha.

loves!

one twenty six.

2009-05-05T22:47:00.002-05:00

(cinco de cullen day!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i am deaded.
the end.
team jacob?
srsly?
me?
possibly.
::drools::

Breanna put on her makeup in the car and used her cover up to make herself Harry Potter.
LOVE. THIS. GIRL.

stretched my ear to a 6.
slowly but surely!

so sleepy.
need to read HoN.
love you all.

sorry about these last two posts being short.
#fails

125.

2009-05-04T23:38:00.000-05:00

so. tired. monday mornings are lame.

i was trying to remind myself.
still haven't done.

#heartstheirlittlejacketsandhaircutsjustlikej

(OH HAI J- i mention you every blog post!)

#twitterbff

uhm.

the cat laid on my towel.
and i'm too sweet of a person
(cat lady)
so i decided to just go to bed and shower in the morning.

one two three. (four tell me that you love me more)

2009-05-03T21:51:00.004-05:00

angela's birthday isn't until the 11th but we celebrated with the girls today.

no one wanted to take the last chip.
is it not funny how this always happens with the
"last" of something in a group setting?
it made me smile.

but this...

THIS DID NOT MAKE ME SMILE.
jen got a salad.
and she received a salad. and a dead ladybug.
::coughsickgrossewwcough::
i felt bad for her.
but glad i ordered a sandwich and fries.

angela got to spin this wheel for her birthday rotfl
not even FREE DESSERT? wth?
look how intently her and her friend brooke are watching the waiter explain the wheel.
oh man.
it was good stuff.

angela enjoying her starbucks and starting her pedi.
loves her!

from my chair. briley, jen, and angela getting our pedis did.

FANCY NAILS!
this gem later fell off at the mall to my demise.
i searched everywhere.
i paid $3 for my nail flare, ugh!
::grumbles::

this at baby gap gave me the heebeejeebees.
i mean, WTF?
can you imagine working there and having to see that creeptastic thing on the daily?
almost as bad as a ladybug in your salad.
meh.

and then at children's place i had THIS to deal with.
why headless children?!!?
WHY?!?!!?
and yarn hair?!?!?
oh my.

my mani and pedi together.
i heart my short stubby sausage fingers and toes.
bahahahaha.
(sorry if looking at this pic give you the creeps, J. but my feet are clean i swear!)

home.
please tell me you see suri cruise staring out the window looking for escape.
and rilo too busy licking himself.
ugh.
love them though.

and i love you all!
::huggles::

thanks for reading.
for real.
i never thought i'd get so many hits per day.
or that i'd actually remember to take pics on the daily.

heart you <3

onetwentytwo.

2009-05-02T22:34:00.002-05:00

morning after.
bahahaha.
oh god.
don't mind my adult acne.
moving on.

i love it when they do things like this.
<3 them kittehs!

bathtime.
thank god i ended up keeping two of them
(though i really really do miss tegan hmph)
because i could never you know.
bathe them.
BAHAHAHAHA.

joel and i went to lunch at Kilkenny's then to Borders to see what they had.
this made me laugh beyond belief.

and because i don't have many pics today,
and i finally figured out how to transfer videos from my iphone,
here are a few tidbits:

breanna angry at the person riding our ass on the way back to work from lunch.

and here is from the partay at g-ma's on thursday, this is what we have to deal with at family functions. rotfl.

one oh two one.

2009-05-01T23:59:00.000-05:00

super excited it was jeans friday!
even though i look kind of... special here. bahahaha.
you can't tell but i was wearing my black flower
(again, courtesy of J)
and had my hair in a low side pony.
was way cute.

this is me upset that it was raining and would have to go out in it on lunch break.

EWWWW! joel called us over to see this gross worm.
::shudders::
grace LOVES worms. they are her favorite animals, she says.
kids are strange.
#donotwant
(worms i mean... i do want kids LOL)

last minute purchases always get me.
i fall for their stupid stands by the checkout aisles every time!
watched while eating din din,
it was actually way gooder better than i thought it would be.

EEEP! going to be a good night eh?
yep.

after a few.
#probablywhenishouldhavestopped

#defAFTERishouldhavestopped
bahahahahahaha.

and i KNOW this was technically taken after midnight.
but in my drunken stupor,
i thought you would all enjoy my background pic.
and where my finger has to slide to unlock my phone.
;)

onetwenty.

2009-04-30T23:16:00.002-05:00

look who called me!
SQUEE!
day started out RIGHT.

i made it 80's day at work.
uh yeah i rock, kthx.

OH! i didn't dream it!
i really got a signed poster from RPattz!
here's a picture of us making out.
be jealous.

with 80's makeup hair and jewelries. bahahaha. love it.
we were listening to the best music and dancing.

uh- the ads that gmail gives me "based off my emails" crack me up.
because the only person i truly email is J.
and it's always about #domedward or what we're wearing or eating.
bahahaha.
but whatevs.

had a family get together at grandmother's.
joel looks hungry.
#tooskinny
#slightlyjealous

breanna has no shame.
and i love her for it.
bahahahaha. <3

auntie glenda (my grandmother's sister) had no idea what was going on.

SMORES!
mmmkay.
whoever will love me just as i am- like this-
i will marry.
stat.

119. (best day of this year so far)

2009-04-29T21:40:00.003-05:00

just an average day. was a little busy at work.

stretched my ears to an 8. (i know i know, i will wait awhile before going down to a 6)

i heart my gmail theme to the max. i laugh every time.
and look at the ad at the top they have for me.
bahahahaha.
as if i need FAKE twitter followers.
psht.

SQUEEEEE!
::hyperventilates::
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes. you see right.
your eyes do not deceive you.
i was one of the lucky 250 people who received their copy of the How To Be soundtrack with a signed Robert Pattinson poster.
::faints::
OME.
can i just tell you.
that i was getting soooo pissed that everyone was getting their copies and i wasn't.
but this.
this makes up for it.
and yes,
i smelled it.
it smells like poster/paper.
and yes,
i licked it.
(do not judge me- it's RPattz we're talking about here)
it tastes like poster/paper.
FAIL.

i'm debating selling it.
if i could make good money.
for our memphis new moon premiere trip in november.
because i have to fly (duh).
btw- anyone that reads this and wants to go with us is totes invited.
will be amazing.

getting ready to go to dinner with some of my faves.
looking pretty awesome.
i have that
"just received signed poster of robert pattinson" glow.

i love these two people.

me: "i listen to like... ace of base."
cody: "right on. yeah, i saw the sign too."

bahahahahahaa. he had me laughing the entire time.
cody = perfect man.
breanna done gone good.

is this not the cutest thing you've seen ever?
i'm so happy for her,
for him,
that i can't even be jealous.

so yeah. now kids...
i really need to read #TAA

and sleep.
if i can.

one one eight.

2009-04-28T22:09:00.003-05:00

this is me pissed off we didn't have time to stop for coffee this morning. i think this is the only picture you can kind of see the pattern on my dress too. TOO CUTE. heart it. my mom usually picks good clothes.

my stepmom bought me these last summer. because i wanted them. real bad. and they only had one pair left in this color and it was my size. how could i resist?!?!! <3

mid-afternoon i got a little sad.
due to things beyond my control.
but then decided to paint my nails on lunch break.

and i just so happened to have this nail polish nicole got me for my birthday! :D
between this, talking to J through emails, and taking some medicine- my day became immensely better.

i decided to restretch my ears.
(don't judge me angela joy).
they're at a 10.
and i would be lying if i said it didn't hurt.

but here's a little story...
the first time i stretched my ears,
i lived in an apartment with my ex.
and his cousin came over and said he'd do it for me.
he used the earrings kind of like these,
and margarine.
MARGARINE.
i thought that would be a good idea.
OME.
i went from a 20 to a 10 right away and nothing has hurt worse in my life.
::shudders::
but my ears never grew back completely and earring always fall out, and breanna has been stretching hers and had extra ***unused*** pairs. so we will see how it goes.

watching american idol and had to get loves from suri.
and take a picture, since she's a bitch and never lets me take her picture.
as you can see here she's fighting and hates every second.
loves her!

OH HAI. this is where i sleep.
jealous?

100 and 17.

2009-04-27T20:54:00.007-05:00

there's a birdie nest in one of our porch lights (which is why we don't turn them on and it's scary when you come home at night btw)
but anyway
as i was putting on my shoes *see below,
joel opened the door and heard CHIRPING!
they hatched!
the babies hatched!!!!!!
i got as close as i could with my phone, but couldn't see them.
didn't want mama bird to get pissed and peck me.
but it makes me excited that we have birdies for squatters
(dang, i wish they'd help pay rent though).

here are my shoes. sorry A and J, i'm wearing capris. i didn't realize that it was such a no-no!
O_O
but i know now.
but... they're dress pants.
and i have to be business casual at work.
and it's a billion degrees in oklahoma.
and muggy.
oh god, is it muggy.
so cut me some slack, loves!
:D

i got a box from my bestie!!!!!! #twitterbff FTW!
i'm expecting another poem comment from you btw.
i cannot tell you how excited i was!
i didn't even take this to my desk,
i got as far as joel's and had to open it up.
best. pressie. yet.
well it ties with nicole's ;)

and here i am with one of my new flowers in my hair!!!!
squee!!!!!!!!!!!!
#willwearaflowereveryday
#willbringalltheboystotheyard

have i told you thank you enough time yet?
because thank you!
<333333333

here i am enjoying my first taste of whoopie pie.
please ignore my hair
(as i said earlier, it's hot as hell here and i had pinned my hair back into a bun with my FLOWER)
and also please ignore my bum eye
(i know it's there, sometimes it's worse than other- bygones, lets live with it and move on).

anyway.
it's split in half because i'm a SHARER and gave the other half to breanna.
she did not enjoy it nearly as much as i did.
nomnomnom.
#WANT
#willmovetomainepartlyforwhoopiepies

breanna bought me an edward poster (droolworthy) and i'd forgotten all about it! YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! it's downstairs. i will show you on the blog tomorrow, going to take out my breakfast at tiffany's poster and replace it with edward. and possibly put it on the ceiling. bahahaha.
not really.

but it'll be on the wall for sure.
#islame

and can i just say, i heart rainy weather?
it's... you know.... vampire weather.

i can haz nibble but no nomnomnom?
kthx.
changeme.now.

(i may be crazy by the amount of hashtags in this thing)
(or awesome)

anyway.
thanks again J!
late birthday pressies = FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anything to make it last longer :D

116.

2009-04-26T21:21:00.004-05:00

joel was making fun of our waitress at breakfast and her fake smile. ::snicker::

grandmother tried to take a group shot.
epic fail.

gas station in kansas. uhm, excuse me?
O_O
bahahahahahaa.

kansas is boring. so so boring.

bored. still.

another rest stop in kansas.
uh....
are things like this legal?
so so wrong...

we. want. to. be. home.

breanna and i scared at pizza hut. it was slightly scary.
and there was a wasp.
you heard me.
A WASP.
ugh....

grandmother got cold and went and got things from the car.
i told her i was going to take a picture.
and she grabbed her phone and said
"oh let me be holding my cellular phone so your friends will think i'm cool"
she wins.

(but i must say, even though i'm on the 3rd load of laundry and still have more... and J is making me watch the haunted airman right now.... good to be home).

birthday week is over, kids.
but should be getting more pressies this week.
SQUEEEEE :D

one-fifteen.

2009-04-25T22:19:00.000-05:00

was looking at pics at my grandmother's house and found this old gem of me and my brother and sister.
(i'm the baby)
and look- i've always looked like the sad emo kid i am at heart!
can't help it!!!!!

after breakfast on grandmother's back patio. love it back there.
joel and big joel.
big joel is measuring a fish, btw.
bahahahaha.

road trip to nebraska!
PE watched So I Married an Axe Murderer
with me and breanna.
he enjoyed it of course.

breanna and i after dinner and before the play.
i've had a couple glasses of wine.
mmmm....

and i'm single?
psssshhhtttt.

someone wants to get on this, i'm sure.

breanna and i super excited after the play.
(we were in dresses/heels/makeup/etc and we are pajama type girls, ready to get comfy at the hotel)

my uncle jerry, cousin philip (who was in the play duh), and cousin joseph.
someone else was taking a group shot.

BUT HELLO. footless tights + sexy boots = why am i single again?

saturdays honestly keep getting better and better.
the end.

114.

2009-04-24T23:12:00.000-05:00

wore my vampire baseball shirt to workie. took it out of the dryer, and it had these two marks between my beebees (what grace calls them)- A VAMPIRE TRIED TO BITED MY SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breanna and i got grillz.
yuh heard?

joel and i went to grandmother's house for the evening so we wouldn't have to drive in the morning,
and played a mean round of rummikube. or however you spell it. idunno. i lost.
per usual.

i love when grandmother makes me couch pallets. SQUEEEE!

one hundred and thirteen.

2009-04-23T22:15:00.000-05:00

saddest. book. ever. and i'm only 5 pages in. or something. but it's for our book club, so i guess i will give it a chance. ::is awesome and in a book club::

oh, and how do you like my book mark? want to touch.

laid in bed most of the night due to allergies = teh suck.
rilo was peeved and staring me down to tell me to put the book down and give him pets.
he's such a demanding kitteh.
(i feel like i never put pictures of suri up, she's so... a bitch and does not cuddle. bahahaha. loves her though.)

whoops.
sorry facebook.
too busy.
now go away.

112 (was an r&b group with smooth skillz)

2009-04-22T22:47:00.001-05:00

i. am in love. with my phone now. DO YOU LOVE IT? it makes me want to squee every time i look at it.

holly asked me to go to burger night with her because she was STARVING so i agreed. also because i love burger night at mcnellie's. even though we don't get burgers. bygones.

please note my twilight baseball shirt. must. learn to play. vampire baseball. now. teach me @GrizzlyCullen?

artichoke dip = nomnomnom.
srsly.
greatest ever.
holly always has to finish the whole bowl though bahahahaa. love her.

went to holly's house after dindin to play DDR. of course, it was 90 degrees out, the air hadn't been on in her house, and i am not so small. so i thought i was going to die of heatstroke.
so ed stepped in and played a round, like the lifesaver he is.

typical wednesday of goodness.
love.

(and i have really missed holly. every time i see her she's in the same tee. "but i like it and it's fitted"-H bahaahahahahaa so silly.)

one-elevuhn.

2009-04-21T23:58:00.000-05:00

YAY FOR MY BIRTHDAY! 25, OME....

had a good day at work mostly except wiping out my iphone on accident... fixed now (mostly).

but i was sad because they didn't have my life-size edward poster. hmph.

i thought PE had gotten me flowers!
he tried to take all the credit...

roses, a card, and a bottle of champagne. i'm sorry was i upset before? no more.

already drunk. and being stupid. don't mind the fact that my forehead needs botox mmmkay?

breanna looked gorgeous for my birthday.
love her.
(she got me a twilight/baseball shirt and a poster of edward so she pretty much is awesome)

i always cut myself out of pictures on accident. bahahaha.

here we are, just the 5 of us... ::snicker::

mimosas = do not want anything else.

PE has mad party tricks.

except he had a little too much to drink...

end of night. home.
drunk.
OME.

pretty much...
awesome birthday.
<3

one-ten.

2009-04-20T21:21:00.005-05:00

it's my birthday eve!!!!!! wooooooot.

a special treat! joel and i went to starbucks! nomnomnom. (i shared with breanna because i'm a GEM)

Nicole sent me a care package for my birthday with THIS IN IT. there are sticky notes throughout, made my day! :D <3

and this picture she drew is pretty much awesome.

who the eff is Rosalie? TEAM EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::swoon::

excited about celebrating my birthday with my dad and joanna.

uhm. bottle of champagne? yesplzkthxjustleaveithere.

went to bass pro shops with my dad (a ritual of sorts) and took a picture on the bridge. i wish he'd smile for once instead of making funny faces! heart him.

ANNDDDDDDD he bought me starbucks! twice in one day?!?! SQUEEEE!!!! ::can already feel it in her hips::

this is my new boyfriend. don't mind that i look like the fail whale here. he loves me just the same.

i figured the cullens might like to nomnomnom on some of this action.
(the deer. and me. bahahaha.)

sunset = love.

we went to borders so i could get the rest of the HoN series, and the next book for our book club and i saw this when we were checking out. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA.

too much.
just too much.

best birthday eve ever. thanks loves! <3

1 oh 9.

2009-04-19T21:14:00.006-05:00

oh i'm sorry- we are promoting tramp stamps to children now? O_O awesome.

uh yeah.... i.... couldn't stop. sorry they're all flats, J.
those nike flip flops = heaven on my feet.

and because it's almost my birthday i thought i'd share some oldies...

chris decided to keep me i guess.
when i was borned, if you recall, he said he hated dumb babies and asked if they'd leave me there.
but i guess i grew on him.
a little bit of chris trivia:
when i was little i couldn't say "ch" and said "p" instead.
so he was "Pissy" instead of "Chrissy".
i guess this embarrassed my mom something crazy when we would be in stores shopping and he'd be at school and i'd be yelling for him.
i think it's pretty awesome personally.
and i'm excited i get to see him and his little family in june <3

i've always been awesome.

ANGELA: i tried to explain in detail this picture to you.
and i found it.
bahahahaha.
oh god i love you and your swagger.

making homemade ice cream on grandmother's back patio.
i'm cranking it,
and joel and breanna are sitting on top.
i love these kids.
even though we're all grown up now
(ha)

and this is how i really feel about my birthday.

<3

one hundred and eight.

2009-04-18T22:11:00.009-05:00

babysitting tonight so my sister and her hubs could have a date night with her bestie and her hubs.
and we went to the zoo today. when we were deciding what to do, levi said "How about the Z-O-O?" and grace said "Uhmmmm how about the 7-0-1?" bahahaha. true story. my favorite person in the world.

anyway we went and it was EarthFest.
er.... tree huggers = lame.
bygones.

this flamingo wanted to become bff with me. i had to say "WAIT A MINUTE. my bff is @green_i_girl. back off, bird!"

mmmm. doesn't he look like he could just... shuck corn? bahahahaha.

PE entering the rain forest. excited.

a zookeeper said to me "would you like me to take a picture for you of you and your little friend together?"
er... nothxsir.

here's PE posing sexy.

they loved the turtles.
so much that later,
at the face painting thing grace got a turtle painted on her little cheek.
you would not BELIEVE how pissed she got in the tub earlier when she realized i scrubbed it off.

you can't see the parrot's head for a reason.
nomnomnom.

kiddos got a little scared.
but i think they were more pissed off that diego wasn't around.

first time by the jaguar didn't even notice PE.

the 2nd time around they had a staring contest. PE decided to let him live though.
since the kids were there and all.

my sister = awesome. more awesome than me actually.
though i'll never tell her.

PE was not amused by their silly playing. he wanted to eated them.

PE and i waiting to see some bears. but i guess @GrizzlyCullen eated them all.

i bought the kids masks on the way out. GRRRRRR! love them. of course i had to be the monkey.
i love my monkey man, @GrizzlyCullen.
::swoons::

PE has a special message he wanted me to send to his crush, J.

HALE (hail) again. it's raining pretty hard right now too. love thunderstorms!

grace took this and ran to show me. "look aunt sarah, edward and pinkie pie!!!!!"
love. that girl.

she asked to sleep with him tonight among a few other toys.
he's totes pretending to sleep for her.

<3 best saturday since... last saturday.
lol

LOVES!

107.

2009-04-17T23:49:00.000-05:00

this is a picture of my grandparents.
i found it and my grandmother blushed and told me just to take it.
so i did.
and i carry it in a special little section of my wallet
(it's still beat up a little)
but it puts a lump in my throat.
because i love them.
and they were perfect for each other.
are perfect for each other.
and...
i want this.
for me.
and whoever wants it with me.
<3
(they're in monday's post if you want to go back and see them now)

even on jeans friday,
i bring all the boys to the yard.

breanna and i's favorite time of day. lunchie!

yeah you do, emmett. yeah you do.

106 part 2.

2009-04-16T23:26:00.004-05:00

i fell in love with these at first sight.
they make me feel like beyonce.

i loved these shoes in brown.

but they only had my size in black.
soiboughtthem.
(sorry haley i really didn't know!)

after shopping breanna and i met joel for dinner and i got a grande margarita.
joel and i walked into walgreens
and i immediately started asking the employees
if they were selling the "BUMP IT".
bahahaha.
margarita talking.

this lady is everything i want to be and more.
from the tramp stamp,
to the crocs,
to the FAKE HAIR PIECE
(that she kept hairspraying with a travel bottle of hair spray,
and adding bobby pins,
and touching it,
IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH)

we had a shoe war.
she won.

106 part 1

2009-04-16T10:30:00.002-05:00

(today and today only- i think- will have two posts. because i have been TAGGED YAYAYAYAYAY)

8 Things I am looking forward to:

1. Getting my paycheck today.
2. Eating lunch. (nomnomnom)
3. My birthday (the 21st woooot)
4. Going to Alaska and seeing my mommy in June.
5. New Moon. The movie. Cannot wait.
6. Moving to Maine to live by J and A!
7. The fan fiction about me and Emmett to be done ;)
8. Going to my sister's this weekend. (love her and her hubs and kids! squee!)

8 Things I did yesterday:

1. Twittered.
2. Watched American Idol (and almost had a heart attack)
3. Flirted profusely with various boys.
4. Enjoyed a surprise partay for an amazing girl.
5. Read Twilight fan fiction (smut and non-smut lololol) (and one WRITTEN ABOUT MEEEE!)
6. Read my fave blogs.
7. Made dinner for me and Breanna.
8. Fell asleep with phone in hand. (lifeline.)

8 Things I wish I could do:

1. Meet Robert Pattinson.
2. Make out with Robert Pattinson.
3. Move now, today.
4. Not let certain things bother me.
5. Write fan fiction.
6. Drive.
7. Dance.
8. Sing.

8 Shows I watch:

1. Lost
2. Friends (still, yes, i know)
3. American Idol
4. America's Best Dance Crew
5. Dexter
6. United States of Tara
7. How I Met Your Mother
8. Big Bang Theory

Now who do I tag:

(WELL THIS IS HARD, since Val already tagged them all! ROTFL)

1. A @ In Case You Care

2. Heather @ Geiger Girl

3. Haley @ Haley and The World That Surrounds Her

4. Nick @ Sitty Living

5. Jenn @ My Life With The Crazies!!!!

6. Whitney @ Whitneys Thoughts

7. Nicole @ LivingMercy

8. Amanda @ Backwards

If I tagged you and you decide to follow along be sure to leave me a comment!

(love you all!)

one hundred and five.

2009-04-15T20:19:00.007-05:00

Just a special note: Happy Birthday sweet thing! Go here for an awesome gossip blog. I love her. :D <33333333333333333

on the way home.
was so ready.
my afternoon = teh suck.
but hey, i'm a lover not a fighter!
:D

do not worry, night got better with smutty twilight fan fics.
thanks, J! ;)

rilo demanded his picture be taken so he could start picking up chicks.

who needs a boyfriend to cuddle with when your cat will keep you warm no questions asked?
love him.
this cat knows just when to have a lovin session with me.
::loves kitteh cuddles::

one oh four.

2009-04-14T23:21:00.004-05:00

we were out of coffee when we first got to work and had to have some emergency delivered.
it totally threw off my whole day.
here's my enjoying my first cup and listening to the audio version of Breaking Dawn.
woooot.

work list.
to show that i DO in fact work.

i can haz whoopie pie, J?

"i'm like a black belt in fangs" baahahahahahaha

breanna and i went to dinner before going over to scott and cheryl's. nomnomnom.
hey- don't judge me. i didn't even eat half of it.
and can any of you spot the twilight keychain?

i heart breanna joy.

and i heart joel's baby daddy.

tuesday = way off day for me.
but all in all it went pretty well.
belly is full,
no longer drunk,
and ready to sleep.
<3

one hunnnerd n three.

2009-04-13T21:03:00.005-05:00

i don't know where this came from, but uh... she should totally listen to them. >_> they seem serious.
classic and oatmeal cream please.
baahahaahahaha.

went to grandmother's house for leftovers. SQUEEEEEEE!!!! love leftovers. her house is one of those places where you always feel safe, you know?
when any of us kids have dreams,
and something bad is about to happen,
we always are there huddled together with our family to wait it out.
strange?
yes.
but awesome.

joel proving that him and his dad look nothing alike.
bahahahahaha.
scandal? possibly.

grandmother and granddad make my heart swell.
especially because he's watching to give her pointers,
and she's too busy cheating and looking at breanna's tile.
lol love them. so much.

when i was little i wrote her a thank you card saying
"thank you for being my grandmother"
she is a constant.
an impossibly loving woman.

breanna and her dad taking a picture together.
it was too funny how many times it took them.

i got home and this was in the mail! SQUEEEE!!!!!
i won it from this awesome blog.
i love it, and i love her,
and i love WINNING!
::huggles book::

and this... still creeps me out O_O strange strange cats need to STOP.

anyway.
best monday ever.
<3
loves, loves!

one oh two.

2009-04-12T23:31:00.004-05:00

happy easter! wore a flower in my hair to be "cute and girlie" (thanks J and A for the suggestion!... as you can see, i WAS cute and girlie!!!)

and smiley.
i actually look ridiculous here but it cracks me up.
i don't remember what i was laughing at.
i think making silly faces.
mmhmmm.

cows make me smile! except when they moo at me. part of why i love going out to grandmother's house- reminds me of when we were little.

oklahoma to the max. (i kind've miss mountains. but this is pretty to me, too.)

sorry it's blurry, we were driving by. but this is the house we used to live in when we lived in talala when i was a wee sasa.

breanna's boyfriend cody wore an appropriate hoodie for easter. bahahaha. loves it.

my dad always has to make silly faces.
don't know where i get it from.

sorry there are no fun easter pictures,
but as you may have noticed-
i don't post the "faces" of my two favorite people in the world (grace and caden) for obvious reasons-
i'm not their mama,
this is public,
and i respect they don't want their kids plastered all over the interwebs.
but most of the shots i took were cute ones of them hunting easter eggs and such.
so sorry.

uhm... well...
i guess that's it.

who else is up late reading twilight fan fiction?
(the good stuff)
bahahahaha.

night loves.
hope you had a good easter.

one hundred and oneeeeee.

2009-04-11T23:38:00.001-05:00

i look like the fail whale here, but lookie at my flower in my hair! I WIN.

caden took this picture. and you know, i love me some edward.
(yes i let them play with my iphone. yes i realize you probably think this is crazy. but it has a giant purple rubber case on it. and they've never dropped it or messed it up, they just like to use the camera and look at the pictures. they're actually better at using it than my sister bahahahahahaaha.)

we went to lunch for shannon's birthday
(shannon = levi's sister, levi = my sister's husband.... what does that make her to me???)
and i pretty much love this family.
the four of them are my fave. <3

came home and started dying easter eggs!!!!!!!!! only had one spill, so it was pretty much a win.

while the eggs were drying us girls went to walmart to pick up some last minute items for the easter baskets and i saw this HSM cake and laughed out loud. because i mean... come on.
of course, i'm the lame one who saw "NM" and immediately thought NEW MOON! edward! squeeeee!

yeah... i made an edward egg. ::is lame::

then we put stickers on them and only manages to crack about half.

pretty much best easter saturday EVER.

a bit of sasa trivia for you:

i was born on easter saturday 1984.
my sister and brother stayed with the grandparents to color easter eggs while i was being borned.

and after i was borned?
my brother asked to make sure they were leaving me at the hospital because he hated babies.

bahahahaha.

supposed to rain for easter,
so no kites this year.
easter egg hunt inside.

still should be pretty awesome.

<3